The Fittest

My studio went down,
My gym ran away with all our money,
I have green and blue paint all over my palm,
I have cuts all over my pinky.

I am used to putting in four hours every day,
Running, crouching, planking, squatting, and rolling,
I stay awake all night and run marathon the next day,
No, I don’t have a single wholesome toe like you.

I’m not idle like the hands of winter wind,
I run up ten flights of stairs when the elevator is working well,
I wear polyester and satin,
I threw my loan shark into a well.

I feel so great that when I walk I laugh for no reason,
All my colleagues stare at me as though I was a corner pizza,
I carry the house out in a fire,
I carry the house out in a fire.

I carry the house out in a fire,
I carry the house out in a fire.
I carry your house out in a fire.
I carry the house out in a fire.