Alehouse Tale

Have you heard of “Hobbit-hop”? Venn didn’t neither, but they felt that the description fits the bill. “Ale House Tale" is an imaginary folk story woven into rap vocalization. It is a story of five friends going on a perilous journey in search of priceless horde of treasure, guarded by a giant, on a whim of a stranger they met in a market. It is a story of greed, triumph, and most importantly, friendship and comraderie. If you like folky instruments, fun groovy beats, and old-school storytelling rap, this track is for you.

Chorus

I know I can’t do this on my own, no not alone,
I know I won’t do this on my own, no not alone,
I know we can’t do this on our own, no not alone,
I know we won’t do this on our own, no not alone,

Verse 1

See I was walking down the “Soi”, minding my own business,
Here comes a little tale, and it’s stranger than fiction,
About a bunch of five friends with a bunch of silly names,
With intentions of getting gold and, a peculiar fame.
When a man walks out of a stall, that wasn’t really there, a moment before,
Showing them the way to the horde of gold, that will make them all richer than ever before.
“Two keys and a raggedy map, be careful with your hands when you handle that wrap,
Be sure to take a couple of swords, and a bunch of ropes, because the danger is far greater, than you’ve seen before.”
Hu!

Pre-chorus

No one will know, what they went through to get that gold, the tales unfold,
When they were told by the strange little man with a pocket full of sand,
send them all on a quest for the greatest riches in the land,

Chorus

I know I can’t do this on my own, no not alone,
I know I won’t do this on my own, no not alone,

Pre-chorus

They walked through the fields, in the meadows, climbed the mountain
to find a great giant guarding the horde, and he demands three keys, as the legend foretold.
“Without three keys, only one can get the gold!”

Bridge

Fists were flying like a hurricane, as the men all decide which one will gain
The last key to the gold to the glory and fame, when they all realized it’s just a game “Fuck you!” they said when throw the keys into the face of the Giant, smiling in glee. “You passed the test, to the greatest degree, get in there, get rich, get fucked and flee.”

Chorus

I know I can’t do this on my own, no not alone,
I know I won’t do this on my own, no not alone,
I know we can’t do this on our own, no not alone,
I know we won’t do this on our own, no not alone,

I know I can’t do this on my own, no not alone,
I know I won’t do this on my own, no not alone,
I know we can’t do this on our own, no not alone,
I know we won’t do this on our own, no not alone,

Outro

See I, See I, See I was walking down the “Soi”, minding my own business,
Here comes a little tale, and it’s stranger than fiction,
About a bunch of five friends with a bunch of silly names,
With intentions of getting gold and, a peculiar fame.
When a man walks out of a stall, that wasn’t really there, a moment before,
Showing them the way to the heart of gold,
Now I know, you never know,