Seriously, I have a boyfriend

(Intro)
(重磅 Bass 轰炸，加入一声夸张的唱片刮擦音)
"Wait, what did you say?"
(鼓点切入，极速的 synth 声)

(Verse 1 - 节奏感强烈的 Rap)
Hey boy, 你的搭讪方式像是上个世纪
穿著 Oversized素T以为自己很有魅力
你在这里讲话 我在看我的 TikTok
你的表演很精彩 但真的太过 Shock
Seriously, stop it, 你认真吗？
你讲的笑话 让我想喝杯珍珠奶茶

(Pre-Chorus - 转换成 K-Pop 甜美洗脑风)
别误会 我对你没有恶意
只是我的心 已经被占据
It's a fact, it's a rule, it's a lifestyle
不好意思 请你排队去领号码牌

(Chorus - 重低音炸开，重点念白)
Seriously, I have a boyfriend. (语调：极度厌世、拉长音)
Seriously, I have a boyfriend. (语调：用韩语腔调快速念出)
真的啦！他比你帅！他比你可爱！
Seriously, I have a boyfriend.
拜托 你们这种套路 我听过五百遍 (Wait!)

(Verse 2 - 融合混乱迷因感的对话)
(节奏减缓，出现像是直播连线的杂讯音)
"Excuse me, are you talking to me?"
"Yeah, seriously, 我男朋友就在那边看著你"
他是一只猫？还是我的猫？
Anyway, don't touch me, 谢谢你的招待
你的这出戏 真的太 over, too much
像是我昨天吃的凉掉的 Pizza, 不够 touch

(Bridge - 迷幻电子音，语气俏皮又机车)
Don't be sad, don't be mad
You're just a random guy that I never had
Seriously... (故意停很久，让音乐变得很安静)
...I have a boyfriend. (语气：突然变得超级温柔，但下一秒...)
(音乐瞬间变回狂野 EDM)
"Just kidding, get out!"

(Outro)
(疯狂的 Techno 节奏)
Seriously, I have a boyfriend.
(Seriously!)
Seriously, I have a boyfriend.
(真的啦，不要再问了！)
Bye!